Per Sarah Mirk, mail your oh-so-soft and adorable uteri directly to the Hobby Lobby headquarters and womb-bomb the heck out of them!
I, myself, am not participating. Given my utter inability to craft anything that remotely resembles its intended form, my yarn-reproductive organs will look more like penises with streamers. And what political message does wooly-aerodynamic-penis-bombing send? Probably the opposite of "stop trying to control my uterus."
Is womb-bombing the new glitter-bombing? Can't we combine the two causes and knit with sparkly yarn? Can we start a movement to get "womb-bomb" added to Webster's this year?
On another note, are yarn uteruses the model for these Sesame Street puppets?
yup yup yup yup yup - nope nope
For those of you who are actually crafty and know how to macrame a fallopian tube, here are more hobbies that say "stop trying to micromanage my lady parts:" http://bitchmagazine.org/post/eight-new-lobbying-hobbies-that-fight-against-hobby-lobby