Another thing I like about Home Goods is that they really, really want me to succeed. Well, maybe not succeed, per se, but they want me to aspire to succeed. I should be perpetually hoping, dreaming, relaxing, believing in something-or-other (they don’t specify), laughing, and wearing casual footwear. In other words, I should live life like the cast of Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style.
This is about 1/100th of the Home Goods items
designed to inspire the crap out of me.
If I don’t dream big enough and fail to exist under a perpetually grinning ray of sunshine, I can drink away the pain of my miserable failures in this massive wine bottle wine bottle holder (no, that’s not a typo). If I were a little shorter, I could live in it. I tried. Home Goods thinks of everything.